Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Good Times

I really love Patriot's games like last night's 31-7 drubbing of the Vikings. They aren't exciting, but I just really love the Pats handing out a good ass-whooping. I love hearing the announcers trying to fill up the three hours when the game has long since been decided, especially because their only option is to lay heeps of praise on the Pats. Even when they say something nice to console the loser it still has to come off as a compliment to the mighty juggernaut who just embarressed them.
Now the Vikings are actually a good team, but I think that they made Bill Belichick mad with all of Brad Childress' little games leading up to monday night. Childress apparently had an axe to grind because of something involving the Super Bowl two years back, but as Janet Reno would have said, (or a comedian imitating Janet Reno) "You call out the bull, you get the horns." Then Janet would have danced with now president of The University of Miami, Donna Shalala, but I digress. Brad, you just shouldn't try to pick a fight with some one until you can back it up. I do like what Childress is doing in Minnesota, anyone who has the foresight to trade Daunte Culpepper and realizes that Steve Hutchinson was the prize free agent of last off-season, well that man will be a success in the long run. Your time will come Minnesota fans, but it's just not here yet.
Anyway, now the NFL gets their huge marquee match-up between the league's best quarterback and Peyton Manning, both teams were impressive this weekend, and if the Colts weren't such a bunch of chokers, I'd say that this was a match-up of the two Super Bowl favorites.

That's all I got for today,

-Bender Out

Monday, October 30, 2006

Engagement

Big news in Bender's world, my boy Alex got engaged. You may know him better as Big Al, Wiggy, EGA or El Grandmaster Alejadro, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Anyway congratulations to EGA and his fiance Edra, best wishes to them, I can't wait for the wedding and more importantly the bachelor party.

So I've been thinking about the whole engagement process a lot lately, and it's a lot of money. You take into account the ring and the overly elaboprate proposal you could be looking at ten grand. I don;t know if I can afford all that, to me it's almost as impossible as trying to find a woman who will actually say yes. So I may just have to settle into a lifetime of bachelorhood, chasing the muff around like a panting dog. But enough about my plight, this is not the time.

Mazel Tov, Alex & Edra

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Full Plate

Lots of things to comment on today, I've put off posting for a while while I've had lots I wanted to comment on.

Red Auerbach
Basically if you're my age and you grew up in the Boston area, Red Auerbach defined the modern sports genius. He created many innovations that we take for granted now in basketball. To me he introduced the whole idea of a fast-breaking team, he created the sixth man role and more importantly he had the greatest understanding of how to blend talent together and find players who complemented each other. He also signed the first African american player and started the first all black line-up in the NBA, which has to be respected. Maybe on another day I'll truly give this man the tribute he deserves. For now I'll just leave it at this, Red was the greatest basketball mind ever.

I saw the movie Running With Scissors tonight, and I give it a thumbs up, very funny, a little disturbing but all in all worth my nine dollars. It just blows my mind that everything in this movie really happened, but it'll definitely have me thinking twice before considering ever going to see a therapist. Also, kudos to Joseph Fiennes, he has a pretty big role in this movie and I had not idea it was him until I saw the credits at the end, I always enjoy when that happens and I've just ruined that moment for you.

Onto my thoughts on this sundays football games.

I mentioned it last week, but it bears repeating, I'm enjoying the current Steeler woes, and I can't help but think that losing to the Raiders represents rock bottom.

So much for my thoughts on the Cowboys chances with Romo at QB. They ran away with tonight's game at the end and Romo only made a couple awful decisions and those both came early on. by the end of the year they could be in the playoffs, especially when you look at the way a lot of the other NFC teams are playing right now.

Right now my second favorite team is whoever is playing Seattle. I loved Deion Branch while he was with the Pats, but if Seattle keeps struggling the Branch trade could be a huge windfall for the Pats. Seneca Wallace looked pretty good given his lack of experience but they're hurting right now and I can only hope it continues.

The big game of the day was Indy vs. Denver, I had this one all wrong. I thought for sure that Denver would control the ball with the run and win a surprisingly low scoring game, but instead Indy was clicking on all cylinders and won a tight one in a very tough environment. Vinatieri kicked the winning field goal and if he'd been there last year the Colts might be the defending champs. Denver's vaunted D looked all good in the first half but Indy wore them down and looked like they were scoring at will by the end.

Other games of note, Atlanta is looking good and the Giants look like a Super Bowl contender as they both had impressive wins over Cincy and Tampa respectively. Speaking of The Bengals, they definitely are not as good as most thought they would be. The Eagles who seem to have had the worst luck in the NFL so far got dominated by The Jaguars defense and I'd have to say that they'll be lucky to get a wild card spot.

So that's all for now, I'm sure I'll have a lot to say about the pats monday night game, til then.

-Bender out

Saturday, October 28, 2006

World Series

St. Louis Cardinals are your World Series Champions! I'm obviously stunned, even after game one, I thought the most likely scenario was a 4-1 series win for the Tigers. But good for them, the strangest part is that Albert Pujols didn't have a very good series. If you'd told me that The Cards would win, I would've predicted at least 3 homers for big Al, but for the most part he was pitched around and he hit only .200 for the series. Does this represent a referendum on the resume of the National League? Probably not, 5 games is a small sample and The Tigers were clearly not themselves. I don't know if it was a result of the long layoff between the ALCS and World Series or if the pressure just caught up with a lot of these players, but they looked like a completely different team this week. They made a lot of errors and they couldn't hit any of the Cardinals pitchers. Being shut down by Chris Carpenter? Well that happens, but when Jeff Weaver goes eight strong, then your team is in a bad slump.

David Eckstein was named MVP. I think he went hitless for the first two games, then had a couple hits in game 3, in game 4 he was aided greatly by Detroit's struggling defense, he should've gone 2 for 5 with one RBI but instead he was 4 for5 and had a couple runs scored and a couple RBIs. So Eckstein became MVP because the field was too wet for Curtis Granderson to change direction and Craig Monroe took an awful angle to a ball, both in game 4. I just want to make sure no one thinks this is any sort of excuse for the Tigers, they deserved to lose. In Game 4 even after the gift double because of the wet grass, the Tigers did plenty to help the Cardinals cause.

The Cardinals used to be my favorite team in the '80s, aside from the Red Sox of course. But now I can't stand them. I don't like Pujols at all, and I defnitely am tired of Tony LaRussa, but more importantly, I miss their old style. I loved Vince Coleman, Terry Pendelton and Willie McGee. McGee, while not exactly Denzel Washington in terms of looks, was a great centerfielder for them. I would argue that Willie McGee deserves to be in the Hall-of-Fame over Ozzie Smith.

The Wizard fo Oz has become one of the more overrated players in the history of the game, he was a very good fielder, but he couldn't hit at all until the late 80s. Omar Vizquel probably won't sniff the Hall of Fame, but he's Ozzie's equal as a fielder and was a superior hitter. Ozzie just got a lot of notoriety for his flash, he was exciting to watch and lets not forget he used to do a flip on his way out to field his position every game.

Anyway, I guess it's a good thing that very few read this blog, otherwise I'd be getting hate mail from St. Louis. That's all I've got for today.

-Bender Out

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Hank Aaron Awards

So I was listening to the radio last night, sports radio, the Todd Wright on Sporting news radio, and they announced the winners of this year's Hank aaron awards. They give one to the best hitter in each league, to no one's surprise Ryan Howard won it in the NL. In theb AL there were plenty of great candidates, but who do they give it to? No no, neither of the two DH's who are in the MVP race and not the first baseman either. They gave it to Derek Jeter. Really? the best hitter? I must have misunderstood the point of the award or something. Jeter is a fine hitter, probably one of the best three in his own lineup. But I can't imagine any pitcher saying that Jeter is the one guy in the whole league they wouldn't want to face. Admittedly I'm not a huge Jeter fan, I think his popularity and notoriety as perhaps the best shortstop in Yankee history leads to him being quite overrated. I probably wouldn;t say Jeter was one of the top ten hitters in the American Lague this year, definitely not top five.

A follow up to what I wrote about yeaterday, last night's episode of 30 Rock was one of the funniest things I've seen on TV in the last couple years. Just top shelf all around, especially Alec Baldwin who carried the episode, but also the geeky idiot kid, Kenneth. He could be a real up and comer in the comedy world, he was apparently in Talladega Nights and also has appeared on Conan and Arrested Development.

Anyway,

-Bender out

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

New Fall TV shows

OK, so every year I get pumped up for the new fall TV shows. As I said before, one of my favorites of the new season was Smith, which is currently dangling in the wind, but I haven't been left completely high and dry. I still have two new shows that are delivering for me and three others that I've decided are worth giving a chance.

-Three potential winners
30 rock. I was a little pissed off when I heard that Jane Krokowski was brought in to replace Rachel Dratch after test audiences decided she wasn't hot enough to be a main character, but I'm giving the show a chance anyway. Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan and especially Alec Baldwin make me laugh consistently. I don;t know that I really like the premise of the show so far but the aforementioned three have made it worth watching.

20 Good Years. This is on right after 30 rock and just before Lost comes on ABC, so it's not like I'm planning my night around this show, I just figure it's on and Jeffrey Tambor has never let me down before. I still haven't figured out why The Ropers wasn't a big hit let alone why no one watched Arrested Development, but Tambor has been good for years. John Lithgow will play his normal over-the-top egomaniac and thats a proven winner too so maybe this show will hang around for a while despite "The Tambor Curse."

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. This was a heavily hyped show and for the most part it has delivered. The cast is quite solid and while I could do without Amanda Peet and Steven Weber. Peet becomes less hot every time I see her and she's proven to be a bad actress, it's been all downhill since Weekend at Bernie's. Weber was all right on Wings, a show that grew on me over the years because of the solid ensemble, but every time I see him do an interview I feel like kicking him in the nuts. Bad actors aside, the biggest problem with this show is that they're supposed to be writing very funny things to put in the show and every time something is supposed to be funny on that show, it falls short.

-OK, the big two.
Fridfay Night Lights. The best sports show since The White Shadow, not sure how many sports shows there have been, but if it's even half decent I'll watch it. I'm fully behind a lot of the plotlines so far. The back-up QB who has too much riding on him, the self-destructive fullback, the halfback who's too big for his britches, and the pressure on the coach, they're all solid. The thing that worries me is that they're trying to make certain things too dramatic. Why have the starting quarterback be paralyzed? This is completely ridiculous, and if you don;t think so try to remember the last time the top recruit in the nation got paralyzed. Never happened, why not? Because it's like lightning striking in the same place twice. Also if he was a top recruit, why did he look god awful in his first game of the season? Now they brought in this Katrina refugee as well, I guess this took place last year, because a player of his talent wouldn't sit around for a year then have corrupt people offering him money and such to play at their high school. Whatever happened to subtlety? All that said, the show still has a ton of potential and I'm willing to watch every episode untik it gets too ridiculous.

Heroes. By far the best new show of the season. Ever since lost became a breakout hit there have been tons of copycat shows trying to recreate the excitement and suspense, and this is the first one to come close. Plus it's actually willing to let things slowly develop, similar to Lost. have you ever gone back and watched early episodes of Lost? did it seem like nothing happened? That's because hardly anything did happen, yet people were on the edge of their seats. Anyway, I love the powers, I love that people are just discovering them, I love that no one really believes them about their powers. I don't know what they're gonna do after they all come together and save the world but for now I don;t have to worry about that.

So check out those shows.

-Bender Out

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Monday Night Football

First off, in the interest of full disclosure, I've always been a huge Drew Bledsoe fan. That being said, he makes huge mistakes that for the most part seem to nullify a lot of his gunslinger prowess. Kinda like Brett Favre 4 years ago, but still better than Favre now. Last night the Cowboys basically threw in the towel on their season. Any team that changes their starting QB mid-season has no right to claim they are trying to win the Super bowl, and at this point I think the 'Boys have zero chance at .500 season. Whatever you want to say about Drew Bledsoe, he was their only shot at making the playoffs this year, whether or not he could lead them to the Super Bowl is debatable at best. Last night's panic move by Bill Parcells basically signalled that they're looking to next season.

Other Cowboy's notes: Bill Parcells seemed like a lot better coach when he had Bill Belichick, Al Groh, Romeo Crennel, Charlie Weis et al on his staff. I've always thought that Parcells specialty was getting the most out of his players, and he doesn't have the high quality assistants that he used to, so his strategy is lacking.
More importantly about the cowboys, and any other team who thinks they can compete for a Super bowl. Any team who changes their Quarterback in the middle of the season did a poor job acquiring players in the off-season. If they didn't want to tie their wagon to Bledsoe, they should have signed a different QB in the off-season. I can think of a certain 25 million dollars that would have been better spent on either a QB or O-lineman as opposed to a loudmouth receiver.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Brief Follow-up to yesterdays post.

OK, so first things first, it turns out that Ryan Seacrest is alive and kicking, my apologies to anyone who read me refer to him as "the late, great" I gotta say, I definitely have egg on my face, I hope no one was hurt by this.

Secondly, I missed the ball on this whole Kenny Rogers thing. Apparently he's a damn cheater. Either he's been putting something on the ball or he has a serious wiping problem that should have been rectified years ago. Come on Kenny, you're a grown man, that's just gross. Wash your hands off when you finish. I feel bad about what I just wrote, Rogers has always been a class act, I personally just fear for the well-being of the Cameraman who shot the incriminating evidence on his hand.

Last thing for today is, I'd like there to be an IMDB type site dedicated to the music from movies and TV shows. I need a place to list all the songs on a given show so that I can dowload (legally, of course.) My MP3 player has room for about 5,000 more songs and everytime I hear a great song I want to know how to obtain it. So to all the really smart people out there, get cracking, I want this resource. Now!

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Thoughts on Sports

I watched game 2 of The World Series tonight, I'm not gonna pretend I'm not rooting for the Tigers. While I've never been a fan of either Kenny Rogers or Ivan Rodriguez, I like the fact that they've made such a turn around the last three years and they have so many kids to root for. I can;t help but want Justin Verlander, Joel Zumaya and Jeremy Bonderman to win, for now. I've always been a fan of exciting young players and at the same time I have a feeling that in two years I'll root against all these same players. I can already sense that I'm getting a little tired of the hype around Zumaya and I'm sure if he wins he'll be completely overrated by next all-star break. The thing I enjoy most about the Tigers is Dave Dombrowski, when they hired him I started hyping him up and I'm glad to see I was right for once.
The biggest reason I'm rooting for the Tigers is that I can't stand the Cardinals. I'm tired of this current group. I don't like the way the media embraces Albert Pujols as if he's the one player in the majors who is above suspicion for steroid use and they constantly praise him as the greatest player of this generation. I will admit that he's a very impressive hitter, but lets just slow down on the current lovefest. The way things are going, I'm expecting Joe Buck to say something like, "We now know that God is latin because he created Albert in his own image." Meanwhile Peter Gammons is in meetings with Bud Selig to have Albert's face become the new MLB logo. The second most hatable thing about the Cardinals is Tony LaRussa, anyone who's been paying attention realizes he's no the genius that some still claim. I presonally thought the bloom was off that rose when he went to the 3x2, three inning rotation he tried at the end of his A's tenure. The most important factor in me disliking the Cardinals is that they probably would've been the 10th best team in the AL, but we have to pretend they're some sort of unrealized dynasty. They're just the captains of the JV same as they've been for the last 5 years. I won;t claim that I'm unbiased here but I view Chris Carpenter as a mediocre pitcher who couldn't hack it in the American League and now there's a good chance that he'll win his second straight Cy Young.
Long story short, go Tigers.

I wanted to comment on Shawn Merriman being caught for Steroids. In one week two of the best defensive players in football have been suspended for steroids (Merriman and Lions' DT Shawn Rogers.) Perhaps football got a sample of the latest designer steroid and knew what to test for, and now they can finally catch a few of the payers. It amazes me that everyone is performing a witch-hunt trying to find who is on the juice in baseball but everyone wants to pretend that no one in football is using. These guys are all benching 400 punds and running a 4.3 40 but that's just natural ability.

I was tickled to see the Steelers fall to 2-4 after losing to the Falcons. This was a game where whoever lost, I would enjoy that, and I could make peace with one of them having to win. The Steelers have always been the loudest, most bragadocious gathering of egomaniacs the NFL has ever seen, lord only knows how unbearable they'd be if they were a true dynasty. All I can say is that they look well on their way to missing the playoffs, couldn;t happen to a better bunch of guys.

I gotta say that nothing kills a team like drafting a bad QB. The Jaguars currently have all the makings of a championship team, but they have an anchor tied to their leg in the form of Byron Leftwich, he's just good enough to convince them not to acquire another QB but he's just bad enough to keep them from truly competing for a title. The Titans will go through the same thing with Vince Young, the Packers with Aaron Rodgers, and the 49ers with Alex Smith. They won;t realize or they won't admit that these players aren't worth the high draft picks and they'll probably get a combined 9 years worth of starts proving how big of a mistake these teams made. It's bad enough totally whiffing on a high draft pick, every team could use a great star on their roster but whiffing on that pick when it's a QB who will drag down the offense for a few years is a killer.

That's all I got for now, so, to paraphrase the late great Ryan Seacrest.
Bender Out
The inaugural post of the Chrissy B Experience. A place where I'll write crazy opinions as if I've actually spent a long time thinking them out.
Today I'd like to discuss the crazy reality of network television. I read last week that CBS and NBC have already given up on Smith and Kidnapped respectively. These were supposed to be big new shows for both networks, and after just a few episodes they've already been cancelled. I can't really speak about Kidnapped, I wasn't watching it but maybe it was just in a crappy time slot or something because it had an all-star cast, and it was hyped up as much as any show on their schedule. Perhaps they could have aired it during one of the many slots currently occupied by a game show. There's definitely a better chance of me watching Kidnapped thursday at 9 than on a Wednesday night when I know I'm already committed to Lost. But that's enough on that.
Smith was a good show. They had the main plots involving the huge heists, the planning to me was exciting not to mention the heist in the Pilot was the best action sequence on TV in a long time. But my gripe goes a lot farther, the show had well thought out subplots. Amy Smart's character wanted more power. Virginia Madsen and Ray Liotta had some sort of marital distrust, that lead to her having some sort of substance abuse issue. Johnny Lee Miller and Amy Smart had the whole romance/she left him to get caught issue. Simon Baker killed a couple guys who threatened him and the guy's brother wanted to kill him. Anyway you can see that the show had a lot going for it.
The most puzzling part to me is that they just took it off the air, is it really more beneficial for the network to air re-runs of one of their CSI shows? I'm sure they've pre-paid for a bunch of episodes, I can't imagine it was only 3 episodes. Why not let the show keep running, see if it picked up popularity and momentum.
The bottom line for me is that there is a total lack of quality shows and if they cancel a potential good show early on the viewers are the ones who lose. Bring back my show dammit!